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BlueSpartanOfVGC (5:33:15 PM): You do it with Serj all the time
BlueSpartanOfVGC (5:33:16 PM): >_>
PsychoShadow17 (5:33:16 PM): At least Harry Potter was popular because of the good writing and stuff
BlueSpartanOfVGC (5:33:23 PM): Twilight has good writing
BlueSpartanOfVGC (5:33:24 PM): : o
PsychoShadow17 (5:33:29 PM): I don't care
PsychoShadow17 (5:33:30 PM): :O
PsychoShadow17 (5:33:37 PM): And no, I don't. >_>
PsychoShadow17 (5:33:39 PM): Wait, huh?
PsychoShadow17 (5:33:43 PM): I do it with Serj all the time?
PsychoShadow17 (5:33:44 PM): :O
PsychoShadow17 (5:33:47 PM): WHY DON'T I NOTICE THAT

I hate that stupid Twilight series.

EYEoftheTIGER165 (6:12:09 PM): tell me a story
ADDdiscardsxlife (6:12:51 PM): gah
ADDdiscardsxlife (6:12:56 PM): i told shelby like 3 and she hated them all
ADDdiscardsxlife (6:13:02 PM): x]*
EYEoftheTIGER165 (6:13:45 PM): lol well i will love them all
EYEoftheTIGER165 (6:13:50 PM): she saide she didnt hate the last one
EYEoftheTIGER165 (6:13:51 PM): so tell me one
ADDdiscardsxlife (6:14:03 PM): uhhhhhh fine
ADDdiscardsxlife (6:14:05 PM): once upon a time
ADDdiscardsxlife (6:14:20 PM): there was aaaaa...... platapus
ADDdiscardsxlife (6:14:49 PM): and the platapus had a healthy life, lived with a family and 3 children in his little hut in the middle of a lake
ADDdiscardsxlife (6:15:06 PM): he thought all was going well for his life, but he was shortly mistaken
ADDdiscardsxlife (6:15:29 PM): because well you see children, one day when, lets call him tod, went out for food, he wandered across a street
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ADDdiscardsxlife (6:15:54 PM): and as he did, he was smashed by a car leaving his wife widowed and his children fatherless, what a bad car =[
ADDdiscardsxlife (6:15:55 PM): the end
ADDdiscardsxlife (6:15:56 PM): =D
ADDdiscardsxlife (6:15:59 PM): where'd ya go?



Hahahahahahahaha.

I have two great things^^

Armenian-friendly cheese:
Stacy x STELLAR (02:08:26): personally. i think it'd be awesome if turkey had a cheese named after it.
CODANIAN TURTLE3 (02:08:33): turkey cheese =D
Stacy x STELLAR (02:08:35): =]
SchwarzerWitwer5 (02:08:39): rofl
SchwarzerWitwer5 (02:08:51): turkey cheese is great
SchwarzerWitwer5 (02:09:01): we could sell it to our Ham and Turkey Sandwich
Stacy x STELLAR (02:09:06): xDDDDDDd
SchwarzerWitwer5 (02:09:35): what's that? - that's turkey cheese - are there turkeys in?- no, turks
SchwarzerWitwer5 (02:09:45): *it's armenian friendly cheese
SchwarzerWitwer5 (02:09:56): rofl
Stacy x STELLAR (02:09:58): ^_^
CODANIAN TURTLE3 (02:10:10): LOL. xD

and using Vista:
slim red anus (03:07:17): ahh, brb im gonna defrag the registry
SchwarzerWitwer5 (03:08:57): that means you're back after you used ten packs of tissues, threw your laptop against the wall three times, screamed like you die 14 times and after you crazily laughing resigned

He has Vista, must be worser than AIDS

Matt's a laptop.

PsychoShadow17 (10:10:56 PM): BlueSpartanOfVGC (10:10:24 PM): I've been blocked from chatting, tell them I'm my laptop and have no scanner
SchwarzerWitwer5 (10:11:03 PM): yeah, uber, just because you can't spell it über^^
PsychoShadow17 (10:11:09 PM): Apparently Matt is his laptop
SchwarzerWitwer5 (10:11:26 PM): he is a laptop?

Oh, you left out the best parts!

A friend of mines convo-
[01:30] bubbbbliegrl95: for all ik i cud be pregnant forrest, PREGNANT
[01:30] RickyBobby266655: how long ago did it happen?
[01:31] bubbbbliegrl95: the very end of last summer
[01:31] RickyBobby266655: yeah it wud b obious if u were prego
[01:31] RickyBobby266655: ur not

I got bored, so I went to the yahoo gay mens chatroom.

Cassidy Weeks: Im a democrat
frankieponder: Im a republican
Cassidy Weeks: ah
Cassidy Weeks: ive always wanted to see a crippled elephant fuck a donkey.: if ya catch mah drift
frankieponder: I forget which is which really
Cassidy Weeks: elephant-democrat donkey-republican
frankieponder: Well, All I know for sure is that I hope Hillary is out for good. Too much baggage
Cassidy Weeks: she is out for good.
Cassidy Weeks: You dont watch the news, do you? lol
Cassidy Weeks: its obama and mccain
Cassidy Weeks: Hilary Clinton got shot. shes dead
frankieponder: They could still nominate her IF they have a roll call vote and she wins that. It ain't over yet
Cassidy Weeks: eh, but i doubt she will. Shes dead.
frankieponder: never assume a snake is dead till you cut its head off
Cassidy Weeks: Hilary isn't a snake.
Cassidy Weeks: Her vagina is a snake, but she is not a snake.
frankieponder: You know what I meant!
Cassidy Weeks: no i do not,.
frankieponder: It ain't over till the convention makes a nomination. Everything else was just primates
Cassidy Weeks: everything else was just primates?
Cassidy Weeks: im sorry, but i believe you are a troll good sir
frankieponder: what's a troll?
Cassidy Weeks: you should know, YOU ARE ONE.
frankieponder: You asked me about politics.
Cassidy Weeks: I aksed you about gay secks
frankieponder: you asked me what i tought about Bush. Scroll back and check your work.
Cassidy Weeks: whats 'tought'?

SchwarzerWitwer5 (1:54:41 AM): do you know where Reno Nevada is?
PsychoShadow17 (1:54:58 AM): Yeah, it's in Nevada and it's where Reno 911 takes place Haha
PsychoShadow17 (1:55:08 AM): It's around Las Vegas if I'm not mistaken
SchwarzerWitwer5 (1:55:24 AM): why did I ask, why?
SchwarzerWitwer5 (1:55:39 AM): if an american says "around" you know it's far, FAR away
PsychoShadow17 (1:55:50 AM): xD I'm sorry.
PsychoShadow17 (1:55:54 AM): Want me to look it up?
PsychoShadow17 (1:55:55 AM):
SchwarzerWitwer5 (1:56:10 AM): no
SchwarzerWitwer5 (1:56:18 AM): I can use google maps on my own
PsychoShadow17 (1:57:08 AM): If it's within a 30 mile radius of Las Vegas, I'll be surprised
SchwarzerWitwer5 (1:57:47 AM): then look it up, godamn it^^
PsychoShadow17 (1:58:00 AM): My computer's slow, jeez
PsychoShadow17 (1:58:29 AM): The browser just now opened xD
SchwarzerWitwer5 (1:58:39 AM): don't worry, Reno won't run away
PsychoShadow17 (1:58:55 AM): Great
SchwarzerWitwer5 (1:59:18 AM): and when you done that, look for Susanville, that is either in CA or in Nevada
PsychoShadow17 (1:59:40 AM): HA
PsychoShadow17 (1:59:43 AM): Las Vegas
PsychoShadow17 (1:59:43 AM): Is
PsychoShadow17 (1:59:49 AM): 448 miles away from Reno
PsychoShadow17 (1:59:50 AM): xD
PsychoShadow17 (2:00:02 AM): You were right, Brad
SchwarzerWitwer5 (2:00:06 AM): yeah, you were right, it's in the near
SchwarzerWitwer5 (2:00:17 AM): just two streets ahead and then the left
PsychoShadow17 (2:00:32 AM): I need to be a bit more careful about locations xD
PsychoShadow17 (2:01:18 AM): Susanville's in CA
SchwarzerWitwer5 (2:02:11 AM): let me guess, you take the insterstate from Las Vegas to LA and somewhere on the way you hit Reno and Susan'sville?

Dang.

I piss my pants!

You were faster than me. I still don't know if it was more funny that you thought the first of Reno911 (like me, btw) or that Reno is in the near of Las Vegas.
However, all I know about Reno is that their emergency calls is also 911

PsychoShadow17 (9:23:22 PM): I still can't believe Detroit's mayor keeps making the national news
PsychoShadow17 (9:23:33 PM): It's so embarrassing >_>
ADDdiscardsxlife (9:23:41 PM): he makes national news?
ADDdiscardsxlife (9:23:46 PM): i thought it was just local?
PsychoShadow17 (9:23:48 PM): Nope : /
ADDdiscardsxlife (9:23:51 PM): O.O
ADDdiscardsxlife (9:23:55 PM): i hate him
PsychoShadow17 (9:23:56 PM): I think it's even
PsychoShadow17 (9:23:57 PM): International
PsychoShadow17 (9:23:58 PM):
ADDdiscardsxlife (9:24:04 PM): gah
PsychoShadow17 (9:24:24 PM): I remember
PsychoShadow17 (9:24:30 PM): Back at the Motor City Bowl in '04
PsychoShadow17 (9:24:33 PM): Or something
PsychoShadow17 (9:24:40 PM): That mayor showed up and everyone booed him
PsychoShadow17 (9:24:41 PM): xD
ADDdiscardsxlife (9:24:58 PM): hahahaa
PsychoShadow17 (9:25:01 PM): I haven't seen a mayor that everyone hated so much in my life
ADDdiscardsxlife (9:25:41 PM): true that
PsychoShadow17 (9:43:05 PM): Hmm
PsychoShadow17 (9:43:06 PM): Have you seen
PsychoShadow17 (9:43:10 PM): That one South Park episode
PsychoShadow17 (9:43:11 PM): With Guitar Hero?
ADDdiscardsxlife (9:43:45 PM): OMG
ADDdiscardsxlife (9:43:46 PM): YES
ADDdiscardsxlife (9:43:47 PM): x]
ADDdiscardsxlife (9:43:49 PM): it's epic
PsychoShadow17 (9:43:57 PM): YOU PLAYED GUITAR HERO ENOUGH TO EARN A MILLION POINTS
PsychoShadow17 (9:43:59 PM): CONGRATULATIONS
PsychoShadow17 (9:44:00 PM): YOU
PsychoShadow17 (9:44:01 PM): ARE
PsychoShadow17 (9:44:03 PM): FAGS
PsychoShadow17 (9:44:05 PM): xD
ADDdiscardsxlife (9:44:08 PM): hahahaha
ADDdiscardsxlife (9:44:15 PM): "dad, real guitars are for fags and old people"
PsychoShadow17 (9:44:24 PM): There was a Youtube video that synched portions of that episode to Hypnotize
PsychoShadow17 (9:44:26 PM): It was great
PsychoShadow17 (9:44:27 PM): xD
ADDdiscardsxlife (9:44:45 PM): hahaha

Detroit's mayor sucks ass.

I don't think it's international, don't know him