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PostSubject: 24 hours in the life of.... part 4   24 hours in the life of.... part 4 Icon_minitimeSat May 10, 2008 5:22 pm

no comment this time Razz

(...)

Serj drops his pants.
Pogo Stick: Hello.
Schnibbel: Man, you’re big! Why does everyone have huge dicks and I’m the only one who looks like he stopped growing at the age of twelve?!
Pogo Stick: Well... yeah, you’re not really big… but size doesn’t matter, you know.
Schnibbel: Yeah sure, and elephants can fly.
Pogo Stick: Serj said you two have a problem?!
Schnibbel: I don’t. He has.
Daron: What the fuck… I didn’t have any problems before you began to talk, man.
Schnibbel: Because I couldn’t stand you anymore.
Daron: So you HAVE a problem!
Schnibbel: Yes. YOU are my problem.
Serj: Guys, please… you see, Pogo, that’s what I was talking about.
Pogo Stick: Yeah I see… it’s amazing… I’ve never experienced anything like this before.
Serj: Yeah, I was quite surprised as well.
Schnibbel: Could you stop talking about us like weren’t around, you jerks?
Pogo Stick: There’s no need to insult anyone.
Schnibbel: Yes it is. You all suck. At least the guys do. You as a cock probably don’t.
Pogo Stick: I’ll take that as a compliment.
Schnibbel: Whatever.
Pogo Stick: So why don’t you just tell me why you’re so unhappy?
Schnibbel: Why don’t you all tell me why you’re so happy? Damn, I only see happy dicks wherever I look, I talk to Hulk and he is like “aw, John is such an awesome guy, he treats me so well and blah”, and now I come here and your guy tells you are best friends…
Pogo Stick: Sure, I love Serj and he loves me.
Schnibbel: You probably even like his girlfriend, huh?!
Pogo Stick: Yeah, sure. Angela is awesome. We chose her together, Serj and I. We chose all his girls together. It’s important that we both like her.
Schnibbel: Pfff!
Pogo Stick: Seriously, I still don’t get why you are so pissed…
Schnibbel: You don’t?! Are you blind? Just look at Serj, he is handsome and smart, and then look at what I’ve got. I’m the only dick around who is attached to a dick.
Daron: Shut the fuck up, you sucker!
Schnibbel: Screw you, dumbass.
Pogo Stick: Please… it’s hard to stand when you’re always quarrelling like kids.
Schnibbel: Nobody forces you to listen.
Pogo Stick: It’s not easy to help you if you treat everyone like shit.
Schnibbel: I don’t treat everyone like shit, just this motherfucker who obviously is shit.
Daron: Damnit…
Schnibbel: Shut up.
Pogo Stick: Has it been like this all your life? Try to think back – has there been any time when you liked Daron?
Schnibbel: No.
Pogo Stick: Come on, you’ve been with him for 32 years now, do you want to tell me you’ve hated him since the day you two were born?
Schnibbel: No. First I didn’t care about him until he grew up and became the asshole he is today.
Pogo Stick: What did he do wrong, in your opinion?
Schnibbel: Everything.
Pogo Stick: Like what?
Schnibbel: Like everything.
Pogo Stick: We’re not getting nowhere. Serj, can I talk to you? Alone?
Serj: Sure.. wait, I’ll just go out, we will be right back, guys, okay?! (he leaves the room)
Daron: What do you think they’re talking about now?
Schnibbel: Who gives a fuck?!
Daron: I do.
Schnibbel: Well, they probably talk about how they can get rid of us because we’re so annoying.
Daron: No they don’t. Serj is my friend, he would never do that.
Schnibbel: It surprises me that you’ve got friends at all. Did you pay this guy to stick with you?
Daron: No. He likes me. Just the way I am.
Schnibbel: Yeah sure. Probably he’s just too kind to tell you that you suck.
Daron: He doesn´t think I suck, dumbass, he thinks good about me. He knows me well and knows I’m a good guy.
Schnibbel: Good guy, haha, ask him and you will see you’re wrong.
Daron: No I won’t. Serj would never say anything bad about me.
Schnibbel: Okay, so let’s make a bet. If he says you’re a good guy, I will shut up for a week. If he doesnt’t say it, you will shave. And I mean shave. I don’t wanna see one hair left on your body then.
Daron: But John said...
Schnibbel: I don’t give a fuck about what he says. And by the way, you were so sure that your friend will say it anyway, so you shouldn’t worry...
Daron: (hesitates) Uhm.. well... ah, fuck it, okay, we’ll bet. I’ll ask him and if he says I’m a good guy, you’ll shut the fuck up, man. God, I can’t wait for it !
Schnibbel: Yes but if he doesn’t say it.. you know.. you gotta buy a couple of new shavers.
Daron: That won’t be necessary.
Schnibbel: We’ll see.
Serj comes back.
Daron: Hey, Serj... you know me pretty well and stuff... would you say I’m a good guy?
Serj: (scratches his head) Uhm... Daron... don’t get me wrong, man, you’re my friend and I really love you but... a good guy... I’m not sure.
Schnibbel: Haaahahahahahahaha, I won, I won, you’re a looooooser !!
Daron: Damnit, Serj!
Serj: What the... hey, guys, whatever is going on between the two of you, don’t blame me for anything, okay?! I’m just trying to help you...
Daron: You could have helped me if you had just said yes.
Serj: You know I never lie.
Schnibbel: Haha, you know what that means... say goodbye to your hair, asshole !
Serj: (roll his eyes) Whatever. Uhm, listen, guys, Pogo and I just talked this whole thing over and we might be able to find out what is wrong with you... but it will take us some time, I mean, it will take me some time... Daron, why don’t you just go home and wait for my call?
Schnibbel: See, he wants to get rid of you!
Daron: Shut the...
Serj: Guys, please, I’ll have some research to do and I need a quiet surrounding for that, which does not seem to be possible when you are around... I’ll call you later when I know what I need to know, okay, but for now, please...
Schnibbel: Come on, motherfucker, let’s go, we’ve got some work to do, remember?! Hahahaha...
Daron: (gets up and shakes his head) Serj, I will never forgive you for that!
Serj: What the... get out, okay, just get out!

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PostSubject: Re: 24 hours in the life of.... part 4   24 hours in the life of.... part 4 Icon_minitimeSat May 10, 2008 9:27 pm

I know , all Serj - girlz with a little imagination will love you for that first sentence : "serj drops his pants".... I love you snapy

reading on , i was laughuing loud several times .
and that sentence beats me :
"I only see happy dicks wherever I look " Laughing

well and Schnibbel ? the all-time-pissed-off-wiener is craving for the shaving....
aw..I´d like to read on at once.... Laughing ...
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PostSubject: Re: 24 hours in the life of.... part 4   24 hours in the life of.... part 4 Icon_minitimeSun May 11, 2008 2:41 am

Poor Daron, everyone throws him out^^
The good-guy thing is mean. I'm sure Serj would've asked what he means. Not sure what he would've answered, but.... even the eyebrows?
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Mr.killerguitar wrote :
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but.... even the eyebrows?

well...Schnibbel was saying : "not one single hair left"...wasn´t he ? Laughing
And I thought of Daron´s receding hairline and how he wood look with a bare skull...eww cyclops
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^^ Its supposed to be mean Razz but Serj is not mean IMO, he is trying to be kind and just does not say what Daron wants to hear *shrugs*

but I can tell you, in the end everything will turn out to be better for Daron. I promise. Wink
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PostSubject: Re: 24 hours in the life of.... part 4   24 hours in the life of.... part 4 Icon_minitimeMon May 12, 2008 1:16 pm

Better for Daron ? Does he cut off Schnibbel ? pale
Poor little Schnibbel.... cyclops
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PostSubject: Re: 24 hours in the life of.... part 4   24 hours in the life of.... part 4 Icon_minitimeMon May 12, 2008 2:37 pm

that was funny and...
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The good-guy thing is mean
yeah...i think Serj won't answer so he'd say "Ha Axpers!" sorry can't translate that.
and i hope you won't cut Daron's schnibbel Smile
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PostSubject: Re: 24 hours in the life of.... part 4   24 hours in the life of.... part 4 Icon_minitimeTue May 13, 2008 10:23 am

^^ whatever that means *shrugs*

But Serj does not really answer, he doesnt say yes or no Razz and noo, Daron will not cut off Schnibbel Rolling Eyes what do you think of me, huh?! Would I do this to him?! Wink
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I loved the idea you told me monday!
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^^ seriously? Hmm... Ill think about it and if I need help, Ill call you Razz
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