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PostSubject: 24 hours in the life of.... part 4   Sat May 10, 2008 5:22 pm

no comment this time Razz

(...)

Serj drops his pants.
Pogo Stick: Hello.
Schnibbel: Man, youíre big! Why does everyone have huge dicks and Iím the only one who looks like he stopped growing at the age of twelve?!
Pogo Stick: Well... yeah, youíre not really bigÖ but size doesnít matter, you know.
Schnibbel: Yeah sure, and elephants can fly.
Pogo Stick: Serj said you two have a problem?!
Schnibbel: I donít. He has.
Daron: What the fuckÖ I didnít have any problems before you began to talk, man.
Schnibbel: Because I couldnít stand you anymore.
Daron: So you HAVE a problem!
Schnibbel: Yes. YOU are my problem.
Serj: Guys, pleaseÖ you see, Pogo, thatís what I was talking about.
Pogo Stick: Yeah I seeÖ itís amazingÖ Iíve never experienced anything like this before.
Serj: Yeah, I was quite surprised as well.
Schnibbel: Could you stop talking about us like werenít around, you jerks?
Pogo Stick: Thereís no need to insult anyone.
Schnibbel: Yes it is. You all suck. At least the guys do. You as a cock probably donít.
Pogo Stick: Iíll take that as a compliment.
Schnibbel: Whatever.
Pogo Stick: So why donít you just tell me why youíre so unhappy?
Schnibbel: Why donít you all tell me why youíre so happy? Damn, I only see happy dicks wherever I look, I talk to Hulk and he is like ďaw, John is such an awesome guy, he treats me so well and blahĒ, and now I come here and your guy tells you are best friendsÖ
Pogo Stick: Sure, I love Serj and he loves me.
Schnibbel: You probably even like his girlfriend, huh?!
Pogo Stick: Yeah, sure. Angela is awesome. We chose her together, Serj and I. We chose all his girls together. Itís important that we both like her.
Schnibbel: Pfff!
Pogo Stick: Seriously, I still donít get why you are so pissedÖ
Schnibbel: You donít?! Are you blind? Just look at Serj, he is handsome and smart, and then look at what Iíve got. Iím the only dick around who is attached to a dick.
Daron: Shut the fuck up, you sucker!
Schnibbel: Screw you, dumbass.
Pogo Stick: PleaseÖ itís hard to stand when youíre always quarrelling like kids.
Schnibbel: Nobody forces you to listen.
Pogo Stick: Itís not easy to help you if you treat everyone like shit.
Schnibbel: I donít treat everyone like shit, just this motherfucker who obviously is shit.
Daron: DamnitÖ
Schnibbel: Shut up.
Pogo Stick: Has it been like this all your life? Try to think back Ė has there been any time when you liked Daron?
Schnibbel: No.
Pogo Stick: Come on, youíve been with him for 32 years now, do you want to tell me youíve hated him since the day you two were born?
Schnibbel: No. First I didnít care about him until he grew up and became the asshole he is today.
Pogo Stick: What did he do wrong, in your opinion?
Schnibbel: Everything.
Pogo Stick: Like what?
Schnibbel: Like everything.
Pogo Stick: Weíre not getting nowhere. Serj, can I talk to you? Alone?
Serj: Sure.. wait, Iíll just go out, we will be right back, guys, okay?! (he leaves the room)
Daron: What do you think theyíre talking about now?
Schnibbel: Who gives a fuck?!
Daron: I do.
Schnibbel: Well, they probably talk about how they can get rid of us because weíre so annoying.
Daron: No they donít. Serj is my friend, he would never do that.
Schnibbel: It surprises me that youíve got friends at all. Did you pay this guy to stick with you?
Daron: No. He likes me. Just the way I am.
Schnibbel: Yeah sure. Probably heís just too kind to tell you that you suck.
Daron: He doesnīt think I suck, dumbass, he thinks good about me. He knows me well and knows Iím a good guy.
Schnibbel: Good guy, haha, ask him and you will see youíre wrong.
Daron: No I wonít. Serj would never say anything bad about me.
Schnibbel: Okay, so letís make a bet. If he says youíre a good guy, I will shut up for a week. If he doesntít say it, you will shave. And I mean shave. I donít wanna see one hair left on your body then.
Daron: But John said...
Schnibbel: I donít give a fuck about what he says. And by the way, you were so sure that your friend will say it anyway, so you shouldnít worry...
Daron: (hesitates) Uhm.. well... ah, fuck it, okay, weíll bet. Iíll ask him and if he says Iím a good guy, youíll shut the fuck up, man. God, I canít wait for it !
Schnibbel: Yes but if he doesnít say it.. you know.. you gotta buy a couple of new shavers.
Daron: That wonít be necessary.
Schnibbel: Weíll see.
Serj comes back.
Daron: Hey, Serj... you know me pretty well and stuff... would you say Iím a good guy?
Serj: (scratches his head) Uhm... Daron... donít get me wrong, man, youíre my friend and I really love you but... a good guy... Iím not sure.
Schnibbel: Haaahahahahahahaha, I won, I won, youíre a looooooser !!
Daron: Damnit, Serj!
Serj: What the... hey, guys, whatever is going on between the two of you, donít blame me for anything, okay?! Iím just trying to help you...
Daron: You could have helped me if you had just said yes.
Serj: You know I never lie.
Schnibbel: Haha, you know what that means... say goodbye to your hair, asshole !
Serj: (roll his eyes) Whatever. Uhm, listen, guys, Pogo and I just talked this whole thing over and we might be able to find out what is wrong with you... but it will take us some time, I mean, it will take me some time... Daron, why donít you just go home and wait for my call?
Schnibbel: See, he wants to get rid of you!
Daron: Shut the...
Serj: Guys, please, Iíll have some research to do and I need a quiet surrounding for that, which does not seem to be possible when you are around... Iíll call you later when I know what I need to know, okay, but for now, please...
Schnibbel: Come on, motherfucker, letís go, weíve got some work to do, remember?! Hahahaha...
Daron: (gets up and shakes his head) Serj, I will never forgive you for that!
Serj: What the... get out, okay, just get out!

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PostSubject: Re: 24 hours in the life of.... part 4   Sat May 10, 2008 9:27 pm

I know , all Serj - girlz with a little imagination will love you for that first sentence : "serj drops his pants".... I love you snapy

reading on , i was laughuing loud several times .
and that sentence beats me :
"I only see happy dicks wherever I look " Laughing

well and Schnibbel ? the all-time-pissed-off-wiener is craving for the shaving....
aw..Iīd like to read on at once.... Laughing ...
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PostSubject: Re: 24 hours in the life of.... part 4   Sun May 11, 2008 2:41 am

Poor Daron, everyone throws him out^^
The good-guy thing is mean. I'm sure Serj would've asked what he means. Not sure what he would've answered, but.... even the eyebrows?

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PostSubject: Re: 24 hours in the life of.... part 4   Sun May 11, 2008 2:21 pm

Mr.killerguitar wrote :
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but.... even the eyebrows?

well...Schnibbel was saying : "not one single hair left"...wasnīt he ? Laughing
And I thought of Daronīs receding hairline and how he wood look with a bare skull...eww cyclops
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PostSubject: Re: 24 hours in the life of.... part 4   Sun May 11, 2008 4:21 pm

^^ Its supposed to be mean Razz but Serj is not mean IMO, he is trying to be kind and just does not say what Daron wants to hear *shrugs*

but I can tell you, in the end everything will turn out to be better for Daron. I promise. Wink
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PostSubject: Re: 24 hours in the life of.... part 4   Mon May 12, 2008 1:16 pm

Better for Daron ? Does he cut off Schnibbel ? pale
Poor little Schnibbel.... cyclops
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PostSubject: Re: 24 hours in the life of.... part 4   Mon May 12, 2008 2:37 pm

that was funny and...
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The good-guy thing is mean
yeah...i think Serj won't answer so he'd say "Ha Axpers!" sorry can't translate that.
and i hope you won't cut Daron's schnibbel Smile
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PostSubject: Re: 24 hours in the life of.... part 4   Tue May 13, 2008 10:23 am

^^ whatever that means *shrugs*

But Serj does not really answer, he doesnt say yes or no Razz and noo, Daron will not cut off Schnibbel Rolling Eyes what do you think of me, huh?! Would I do this to him?! Wink
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PostSubject: Re: 24 hours in the life of.... part 4   Wed May 14, 2008 3:57 am

I loved the idea you told me monday!

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PostSubject: Re: 24 hours in the life of.... part 4   Wed May 14, 2008 10:42 am

^^ seriously? Hmm... Ill think about it and if I need help, Ill call you Razz
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