Teh Happiness Thread!

Happy cause my teacher praised me so much

I changed my name, too

And today in a week...

I love the new names of my moderators, they make me laugh.

Steven wanted me to call myself Shitcake but I didnt like that one

Im happy because I just had pizza

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Shitcake!

Now, that made me laugh

Mr.Killerguitar wrote:

Oh, I'm online ^^

Steven added me on myspace, I'm happy

A little late. xP

oh man, I'm surprised that I'm actually really good at origami.

that's in your genes XDDDDDDDD

I have a TV! A flatscreen HD TV, 1080i and 26"

Great^^

Taoism: Shit happens.
Confucianism: Confucius says, “Shit happens.”
Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn’t really shit.
Zen: Shit is, and is not,; what is the sound of shit happening?
Hinduism: This shit happened before.
Mormon: This shit is going to happen again.
Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
Calvinism: Shit happens because you don’t work hard enough.
Catholicism: Shit happens because you are bad; if shit happens, you deserve it.
Protestantism: Let this shit happen to someone else.
Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us?
Stoicism: This shit is good for me.
Christian Science: Shit is only in your imagination.
Seventh Day Adventist: No shit on Saturdays.
Hedonism: There isn’t anything like a good shit happening.
Moonies: Only happy shit happens.
Rastafarianism: Let’s smoke this shit.
Davidians: Let’s shoot and burn our own shit.
Church of Scientology: Of course, God created this shit; if shit happens, see Dianetics p.147.
Shinto: Chop the shit.
Eastern Russian orthodox: Holy shit (no more communism!)
Agnostic: Not sure about shit.
Shaoli: Destroy bad shits with Kung Fu.
Existentialism: What is shit, anyway? Shit does not happen, shit is.
Atheism: What shit?
Presbyterian: This shit was bound to happen.
Episcopalian: It’s not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve the right wine with it.
Methodist: It’s not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve grape juice with it.
Congregationalist and Unitarian: Shit that happens to one person is just as good shit as shit that happens to all other.
Lutheran: If shit happens, don’t talk about it.
Fundamentalism: If shit happens, you will go to hell, unless you are born again.
Nihilism: No shit.
Creationism: God made all shit.
Secular Humanism: Shit evolves.
Christian science: When shit happens, don’t call a doctor. Pray.
Quakers: Let us not fight over this shit
Utopianism: This shit does not stink.
Darwinism: This shit was once food.
Capitalism: that’s my shit mmunism: It’s everybody’s shit.
Feminism: Men are shit.
Chauvinism: We may be shit, but you can’t live without us.
Commercialism: Let’s package this shit.
Impressionism: From a distance, this shit looks like a garden.
Satanism: SNEPPAH THIS.
Practical: Deal with shit one day at a time.




Found this today.

^^ Ive seen that before, even as a t-shirt, and its hilarious

Im happy because... ah well, let me just say Im happy

Oh? Silke?

I'm happy because I slept for at least 12 hours and now I finally feel good. All I need to do is shower and I'll be able to stay up for the whole day! Yay! (Then again, I could always pump myself full of caffeine next time.)

I should kick myself in the ass because of all the things I said but.... no I wont

EL GATO, MOFUCKA

I ordered a Mr. Bungle shirt.

I cant say Im really happy right now, Im more.... hyper, excited, bouncy, afraid, nervous... yeah I guess that sums it up pretty well

Who, me? Actually getting something done? Whoa.

I' m happy, because i add Paris on MySpace <3 and i send a FA to darky

Im happy because I added Manu on MySpace

And for various other reasons

^^

Im happy because... because....

My Mr. Bungle shirt came today.

^sweet.

These chips, oh my god. Too fuckng orgasmic.

I cant believe that one a few words make me go for hours

Passed my road test today, i just gotta go pick up my license on my birthday.

Congratz Kody

Im still happy for the same reason. Im boring, I know