What KFC really means, or why some people have some strange dreams!

okay, Kody sent me a quote from soadfans and I wanted to know all of it, so I got the link .

The whole thing is from the nice "SOAD Dream Journal" and was written by dear Bounce! (I fucking love her dreams, she should write a book about them, would earn millions!) But that one really kicked ass! Guys, here comes the whole post:

[...]


Well I had a...different dream last night. Serj gave me a few
life-lessons. [WARNING: LANGUAGE!!! SEXUALITY!!! GRAPHIC CONTENT!!!]


I eating a piece of KFC chicken. Serj walks in the room and goes,
"WHAT. IS. THAT." I'm like "......Chicken. I thought we discussed this
Serj. I am not a vegetarian." And then he gets pretty pissy. I don't
remember exactly what he said, but I remember it was a HUGE run-on
sentence. It went something like:


"OH FOR FUCKS SAKE WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?! HOLY FUCKING
GOD THAT IS SO GROSS I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU PUT THAT FUCKING PIECE OF
SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH. Do you know what that stands for? DO YOU KNOW WHAT
THAT FUCKING STANDS FOR?!?! Well I do! Sex."

And I was like "SEX?! How does eating KFC stand for sex?" And Serj goes; "I will explain. *sigh* Children...


Well you see Deanna [for those who get puzzled as me, Deanna is her name], birds, like humans, have sex. Sometimes birds
and humans have sex TOGETHER. I call it 'bex'. When this bex occurs,
the human female gets preggers. She gives birth to strange hybrid
animals, 1/2 human, 1/2 chicken. They are 99% blubber, 1% retarted.
They are stored until the age of 5, when they then reach full maturity.
They are then chopped into little bits and served at KFCs around the
globe!" I went "Dude, that's not true." Then Serj goes; "You don't know
that! You don't work at KFC! So my point? Don't eat KFC." And then he
started in on another story.


"Well Deanna, I am not sure you understand politics correctly. So I
am going to sell you another story! There were 2 bunnies. The boy bunny
turns to the girl bunny, and says 'let's have sex!!!! BUNNY BUTT
SEX!!!' But the 2nd bunny goes 'no. I am too busy listening to Obama
kick Hillary's ass in this debate.' So Deanna, I hope you can see the
message in this story."


I am just kinda sitting there. I wait a minute, and Serj is
standing there grinning, dying of anticipation, waiting for my reply. I
finally just ask "Serj, why are your stories always about sex?" He goes
"I like sex! What did you expect it to be about? FASHION?! Baking?
Cleaning? I don't think so." Then he pats me on the head and says "Good
talk, good talk."


Then I woke up.



That's the whole thing. Whatever she thought that night, Bounce!, WE NEED MORE OF THAT!
Soadfans is always worth a look.

^^ yeah.. well... as I said before, Deanna is on drugs nah she is not, she just has a real weird imagination but I love her for this kind of stuff

I'd be nice if someone could inform her, that I quoted her dream. If she'd be interested

I can do it if I dont forget about it again Im senile, I guess